Thursday, July 31, 2008
Profit Trainings guide to Zen....
1. Do Not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow,
Do not walk beside me either, just bugger off and leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
3. Sex is like air, it only becomes really important when you're not getting any.
4. Never forget that you are unique, just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Have you ever lent someone £20 and never seen them again, it was probably worth it.
8. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
9. Some days we are the flies, some days we are the windscreen.
10. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
11. Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement.
12. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
13. There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman, neither works.
14. Generally speaking, you arent learning much if your lips are moving.
15. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
DATED: 31.07.08
FEED: PTL
Do not walk beside me either, just bugger off and leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.
3. Sex is like air, it only becomes really important when you're not getting any.
4. Never forget that you are unique, just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Have you ever lent someone £20 and never seen them again, it was probably worth it.
8. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
9. Some days we are the flies, some days we are the windscreen.
10. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
11. Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement.
12. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
13. There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman, neither works.
14. Generally speaking, you arent learning much if your lips are moving.
15. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
DATED: 31.07.08
FEED: PTL
